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Patron Saint of Mediocrities: The adventures of Lady Loki and Humanized Rarity
The adventures of Lady Loki and Humanized Rarity
Highlights have so far included:
Rarity’s endless supply of classy pantsuits
Our themed, garish and amazing vehicles (the Raricyle and the Lokimobile)
“So help me I will turn you back into a horse.”
“I’ll just get ammo while you finish picking out your outfit.”
“Those boobs are canon!”
headcanonning Rarity as a diamond thief
Switching to Jotun!Lady!Loki and going on a self-hating rampage in a tank
Then we committed insurance fraud
The bro and I discovered co op on Saint’s Row 3.
We’ve ended up roleplaying as humanized Rarity and Lady Loki.
So basically Team Fabulous Sassy Bitches.
The only problem so far is there is no headgear worthy of me and there’s a distinct lack of classy dresses/skirts in this game :/
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Blinded by your computer screen?
Turning the brightness down doesn’t alleviate that, does it?
Recently, researchers have found evidence that suggests the colour…
Oh man. Relief for my eyes.
Can’t art with it on, but it’s great for reading/writing all night.
IT’S FINALLY DONE.
There’s a few glitches that are too late to fix though, but hopefully you guys enjoy it.
I’ll gif out a few scenarios later :)
OH LOOK ITS TWO OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
I’m not sure if anyone will find that as ridiculous as I did, but I used to have an online friend who would always call cloppers out and call them sick and disgusting and telling them they were ruining the brony community, but their whole entire gallery on dA was grimdark art of ponies being ripped apart and all that fun stuff.
Rabid Idiot Brony is a meme that also exists
Patron Saint of Mediocrities: Sorry.
I’m gonna try to make this sound as unmean as possible:
FAT GIRLS SHOULD NOT BE WEARING TWO PIECE BIKINIS. OR ONE PIECES. IN FACT JUST KEEP YOUR CLOTHES COMPLETELY ON. EVEN IF YOU ARE WEARING SKIN REVEALING CLOTHING, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON’T POST…
I’m gonna try to make this sound as NICE (which is what SMART PEOPLE say instead of UNMEAN) as possible:
SHUT THE FUCK UP
FAT GIRLS SHOULD WEAR WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT
SHOW SKIN, OR DON’T, WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL GREAT, ‘CAUSE YOU’RE FABULOUS
IGNORE BITCHES
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE KEEP YOUR SHITTY OPINIONS TO YOURSELF
STUPID PEOPLE SHOULD COVER THEIR MOUTHS
PLEASE SAVE EVERYONE FROM THE MIND-BLEEDING
D-Ray why are you so far away i can’t hug you from here
Patron Saint of Mediocrities: Being Poor
So I just read this article by John Scalzi about what it means to be poor in America. He wrote it after Hurricane Katrina when people were whining that the victims in New Orleans ‘should have left’.
(Be aware that the usual bootstrappin’ cowboys show up to strut their stuff in…
